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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
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Hamari achchai ka kitna fayada uthate ho,
1 msg bhej k 20 free pate ho.
Hamare Dil par kyo julm dhate ho.
humara msg 4wd kar k dusron ko patate ho



Pyar ko log – Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain…



Jo safar ikhtiyaar karte h,
wahi manjilon ko paar karte hain,
Bus 1 baar chalne ka hausla to rakhiye,
Aise musafiron ka to raste bhi intezaar karte h.



ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they



1st Benchers : Paper tough
tha, par 95 to pakke
hain..
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2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek
Question to fir bhi reh hi
gaya.. =/
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3rd Benchers : Pass ho
jaunga.. bas itna pata hai !!
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4th Benchers : Waat lag
gayi yaar.. main to pakka
fail hun.. =/
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Last Benchers : "Abe Paper
ko maar goli, Madam kya
maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha
paper ko dekhu ya madam
ko.."
back benchers alws
rockzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz



I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we-re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss &amp care about.


its difficult 2 understand GOD,He makes beautiful women and then he turns them into neighbours Wives.


hum fizaon k badlnay ka intezar nahi kartay

andhiyoun k rukne ka intezar nahi kartay

yaad ati hai to sms kar daitay hain

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