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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se savera ho gya….
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Duniya Kahti He Ki Hr Sucesful Admi K Piche Orat Ka Hath Hota He. Pr Kisi Ko Ye Nhi Pata Ki Us Orat K Hath Me Danda Hota He Or Wo Dnda Admi Ki Gand Me Hota He
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Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
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Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
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ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!
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Ladki:Mom, Bajuwale Ladke Ko Dekhke Meri Bra "Tight" Ho Jaati Hai.

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Desi DICTIONARY 2009 :

SELFISH
Chootiya

STUPID MAN
LuL Laini Da

DESTROY
Loray Lagna

IGNORE
Meray lund nu thand

POWERFUL
Tatton mai paani hona.

MILD LOSS
Gand phat jana.

BIG LOSS
Gand phat kar Galay mei aa-jana.

JELOUSY
chuowain sar jana.

DO WRONG
maa yuwana.

REFUSAL
mera lun krda ie.

RUN AWAY
Gand dikhana.

FEAR
Tattay short hojana.

FRANKNESS
Bota lun te na charh.

INTERRUPTION
Pehlay tusi pehn yawa lo.

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Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...



Dil hi dil me kuch chupati hai wo,
Yaado me aakar chain churati hai wo,
Khwabo me ik ehsas jaga rakha hai,
Band aankho me ashk banke tadpati hai wo…



Doob jati hai Kashtiya,
jab Aate hai tufaan,
Yaade reh jati hai bichad jate hai insaan,
Yaad Rakho to bahut Qareeb paoge,
Bhool jaoge to dhondte reh jaoge..



Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

 




Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.



Khoobsoort log jaruri nahi ke
Achhe hi hote hai.....
Par Achhe log hmesha
khoobsoort hote hai.,..



Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:



Classical Insult..

Ek Ladki Scooty par
ja rahi thi.. Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k
gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya.. ,
.
Qareeb kuch ladke khade the..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:"Happy Birthday to
U..." .
.
.
Ladki ruki or boli:"Wish karney
se
kaam nahi chaley ga...." .
.
"Cake to khana hi padega..:p :/ :O :D.

Boys Shock,Aur Pehli Baar Girls Rock



Ki$$iNG A GaL
On 4head iZ
RESPECT

On Cheek iZ
CARE

On Lip$ iZ
LOVE


BuT

Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
iZ











HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG



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