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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Zindagi me Aankhon se Ankhe ek baar hi ladti hai, Ye Dil ek baar hi kisike ke liye Dhadkta hai, Aur Duniya me Saccha Pyar karnewala ek baar hi milta hai. Use mat khona.

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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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“Hum to kch Na Thay pr Ap ne bna diya,

“Itna Piyar diya k Jeena Sikha diya,

“Dard Lekar Hum Aaye Thay Akele,

“Ap Jaise DÖST Milay to har Ghum Bhula diya.




dont try 2 b perfect all d time.perfectionism is d enemy 2 success.take a break.get help from others and use it.learn 2 enjoy life :-)


Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.



Sans lene se teri yaad aati hai
na lene se meri jaan jati hai
kase kehdu ki sirf sans se jinda hu
ye sanse bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai ..




Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi.



Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye




Most superior example 4 "Love' in anyones life:- when apples are four and members are five in a family then mother says, "I dont like apples".



DIL k jaltey hoe zakhmo ko hawa mat dena

Beety lamho k kisi pal ko sada mat dena

Teri aankho k ye aansoo to anmol moti hain

Apni naadani mei tum in ko ganwa mat dena

Ab maza deney laga drd-e- mohabbat muj ko

Mujh ko is drd ki ab koi dawa mat dena

Yun na ho k log mohabbat hi se toba kr lein

Is tarah jurm-e- mohabbat ki saza mat dena

log aksr yun hi bin pochey chaley aaty hain

Koi pochy b to tum dil ka pata mat dena..




Har Waqt Mera Ye Weham
Meri JAAN Leta Hai..!

Plzz..

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Ek Bar Phir Se Keh Do Na
Ke "Tum SIRF Mere Ho"..!!



Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.

Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.

So don’t waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams

  
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