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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Dost barf k Gole ki tarah hote
H,
Jise bnana to bahut asaan hota
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Magar banaye rakhna bahut
mushkil So take care mere barf k golo.
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Sardar ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :

Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE try karen..?


Sardar: - Kyo..?

Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..!!
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What's the geographical definition of sex?

It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse me! My face is above.

 

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Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai ”

Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “ Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun? ”

Tota: “ Ek Number Ki KAMINI Lagti Ho ”

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “ Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai ”

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “ Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye AbNahi Gali Dega ”

Lady: “ Agar Mere Ghar Par MereSath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?

” Tota: “ Tumhara Pati Hoga ”

Lady: “ Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To? ”

Tota: “ Tumhara Pati Aur Devar ”

Lady: “ Agar Teen Aaye To? ”

Tota: “ Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai ”

Lady: “ Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?

” Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“ Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye KAMINI Hai “
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Snta:yar Dubai Mai Sab Free Hai Shopping,Hotel,Taxi,Khana Pina Yaha Tak Ki Sex B. Frnd: Tum Kab Gaye Dubai? Snta: Nahi Meri Biwi Gayi Thi
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THODA LAMBA HAI BUT HASNA HAI TO PADHO...

USA Mein Ek Tamasha Dikhane Wala Tamasha Kar Raha Tha
Uske Pass Ek Gadha Thha, Tamashe Wale Ne Announce Kiya
“Jo Is Gadhe Ko Hassa Dega Main Use $500 Dunga”

Sab Log Ikathe Ho Gaye Aur Tarha Tarha Ki Harkate Ki Par Vo Gadha Na Hassa
Sab Logo Ne Kaha Ki Ye Gadha Hass Hi Nahi Sakta, Tabhi Pass Se Santa Nikal Raha Thha
Usne Ye Sab Suna Aur Bola Ki Main Is Gadhe Ko Hasa Sakta Hun
Sab Logo Ne Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Majak Udaya Ki, Arey Ye Kya Hasayega Sab Log To Ispe Huste Hai
Santa Ne Tamashe Wale Ko Kaha: “Jara Is Gadhe Ko Side Mein Bhejna”
Tamashe Wale Ne Gadha Bhej Diya, Santa Ne Gadhe Ke Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha
Aur Dekhte Hi Dekhte Gadha Zor Zor Se Hasne Lag Gaya Aur Zameen Pe Lot Pot Ho Gaya
Tamashe Wale Ne Usko $500 De Diye
Agle Din Vohi Tamashe Wala Fir Se Vaha Khada Tha Aur Usne Announcement Ki
“Jo Bhi Mere Gadhe Ko Rula Dega, Usko $1000 Dunga”
Logo Ne Fir Koshish Ki Par Gadha Na Roya, Itne Mein Santa Fir Udhar Se Nikla
Usne Dekha Aur Kaha: “Lo Ye Bhi Koi Baat Hai Main Rula Deta Hun”
Santa Fir Gadhe Ko Side Mein Le Gaya, Gadha Bade Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya
Ro Ro Ke Pagal Ho Gaya, Tamshe Wale Ne Santa Ko $1000 Diye Par Jaisi Hi Vo Jane Laga To Tamasha Wala Bola
“Bhai Main Tujhe $500 Aur Dunga, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Tune Ye Kiya Kaisi?”
Santa: “Yaar Eh To Badi Simple Gall Hai, Kal Mene Iske Kan Mein Kaha Ki Mera P**** Tere ****** Se Bada Hai”
Tamashe Wala Hairan Hua Aur Usne Pucha: “Aaj Kya Kaha Jo Ye Rone Lag Gaya Hai?”
Santa: “Aaj Mene Isko Nikal Ke Dikha Diya“
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Bachay k khatney K Waqt “NAee” ko sub Mashwarey deney Lagey.!
Chachi BoLi: Ess K Chachey jaisa Nokdar banana.?
Maami BoLi: Ess K Mamey jaisa GooL Matool Ho.?
Khala BoLi: Ess K KhaLu ki Tarah Tirchi Topi Ho.?

“NAee” Dhoti Utha K BoLa: Aap ki Marzi hai Waisey Fashion Aaj kal Yeh Wala Chal Raha hai.>U<

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There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a
nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room.

When he got there, he saw mommy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad
noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away.

The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy's room. He was
in his bed, and he asked, "Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?"

The mother replied, "Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger,
and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it."

"Oh, that's what you were doing. But you're wasting your time mommy." The boy
said.

"Oh, and why is that?" The mom asked.

"Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbor lady comes over, gets
on her knees and blows it right back up again.
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Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home with a girl who drank all this. Priceless
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Ek motta "bijli wala" apni wife se "SEX" karte samay bola "darling tumhe kya gam hai"?
Wife:-swami load jyada aur voltage kam hai..!
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Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..!
Shot after shot..!

The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can?t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love?? I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'
The Indian fainted.???



If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME





An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.


Mai to aaj apni bike aise hi wash
kar raha tha.......
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Daddy bole==> kamine aaj phir
date pe ja raha hai tu.......
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Batao yaro ab koi bike bhi nahi
dho sakta kya.....??....: ­ );):p:-D:-P



A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….



If Every One is HAPPY With You,
Then surely u have made many COMPROMISES in ur life.

And If u r HAPPY wid every1,
Surely u have IGNORED many faults of others!




Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
“HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!”



Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo



Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai.... Is liye Swarg me NaraK milegA...

AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??

Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi
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Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi....
  
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Ya kisses are real
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Vidya in most embarasing situation
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