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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
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andha hai,
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ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Subhah ki pyari ronak to dekho
In aakhon mein basi aapki tasvir to dekho
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Ek baar uth ker mobile to dekho
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Desi DICTIONARY 2009 :

SELFISH
Chootiya

STUPID MAN
LuL Laini Da

DESTROY
Loray Lagna

IGNORE
Meray lund nu thand

POWERFUL
Tatton mai paani hona.

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BIG LOSS
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DO WRONG
maa yuwana.

REFUSAL
mera lun krda ie.

RUN AWAY
Gand dikhana.

FEAR
Tattay short hojana.

FRANKNESS
Bota lun te na charh.

INTERRUPTION
Pehlay tusi pehn yawa lo.

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Four men in a prison cell. A rapist a murder a psycho and a gay.
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1 admi larki chodne gya
usne larki ko nanga kia & ulta jhuka kr bola tmhari chot pr 1 b bal nai hay Q?

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IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE 
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT  
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U   
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...




Khafa bhi rahte hai or wafa bhi krte h, Is tarha woh apne pyar ko baya bhi krte h, Janne kasie narazgi h hmse unko, Khona bhi chhte h, or pane ki dua bhi krte h




The inevitable truth of life:

“Everyone in our life is going to hurt u sooner or later.
U just have to realise who worths more? The pain or the person??”




Sirf Muhabbat he nahi hai duniya me jo dard ke liya zimmedaar hai...
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kambhukt
"Final Exam" bhi bahut takleef deta hai.....!!



Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
Par aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.



2011 Is Coming

So

In Advance

Wish U A Very

Happy New Year Day,

Happy Friendship Day,

Valentine Day,

Independence Day,

Republic Day,

Gandhi Jayanti,

Happy Ramzan,

Happy Bakrid,

& Diwali,

Holi,

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Happy Mother,

Father,

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Nana,

Nani,

Days,

Happy Teachers

Students

Childrens Day

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Birthday,

365 Good Mornings

Good AfterNoons,

Good Evenings

&

Good Nights

Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna K Wish nahi Kiya-----




Dooriyon se farak padtg nehi,
Baat to dilon ki nazdeekiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaiso se hai warna,
Mulakat na jane kitno se hoti hai...



Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?
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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..

Hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?



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