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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Bhojpuri Hsbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-

Aaj to HM tohaar Maa Chod debe.

Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k boli "auur ee k ka tohaar Baapu aai k Chodi"
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Ldka Purchasing Condom. Sls Girl: May I Hold Ur Penis 4 Size. Give Him A Smal. No A Medium. Nop A Large. Shit Give Me A Tissue Paper
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

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Ek employee ko job se nikale jane par
Wo roj Boss ke ghar ke samne
potty karke chala jata.
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Fir 1 din boss ne pucha,
what the hell .,.tu roj aisa kyu karta hai?
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Employee - Abye shane, Tuje dikhana chahta hu,
Ki teri Nokri ke bina Bhukha nai mar raha :P
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks
over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to
ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask
her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get
an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if
I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it
in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."
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Sardar: Yar teri suhag raat kesi guzri?

2nd:Yar buht maza Aya!

Sardar:Yar phir b bata na!

2nd Sardar:Yar pehli bar nangi larki dekhi

Uff 3 bar muth mari!
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DOCTOR to Oldman: "Babuji, aapki neeche ki dono goliyan nikaalni padengi."

OLDMAN: "Nikaal do beta, jab 'REVOLVER' hi nahi chal rahi, to goliyan kis kaam ki:>"
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Dehati Ladka Suhagrat Ko Biwi Se Bola: Aaj To Mai Teri Maa Chod Dunga. Bv: Apna Ghagra Utha Deti Hai Aur Kahati Hai Ye Kya Tera Baap Chodega
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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye

Log bole: shukar karo bhabi ki izat nahi looti.

bhabhi chillai- Kamino! izzat bech-bech kar hi to zevar liye the...:-D:-D

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Wo apni baton se mukar k ye keh gaya,

Sub baton ko bhool ja,lund pakar k jhool ja. ;-)

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
India main coruption say zzyaada…
I LOVE U



Tum haso to khushi mujhe hoti hai..
Tum rutho to aankhein meri roti hain..

Tum door jaao to bechaini mujhe hoti hai..
Mehsoos kar ke dekhlo mohabbat aesi hi hoti hai..



Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu?
Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu?
Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu?



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Chup reh kr
saza mat dena,

baat na karke
rula mat dena,

na de sako khusi
to koi baat nahi,

bas ek vada karo,

zindgi me hame
bhula mat dena.



Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,
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Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,
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Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
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Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage…!



Girl 400 mtrs race me boys se jeet gayi.

Teachr=Ye kaise kiya?

Girl Main bina panty pehne PICHHE SE SKART UCHI KARKE bhagi KOI MUJHSE AAGE HI NAHI NIKLA.




The rajinikanth has gas problem on stomach


From that day


It is known bhopal gas tragedy!



Aik khusray ne “sex power”ka capsool kha liya
Undar se awaz i humhain k.
Aap k “system”mein matlooba sahoolat muyasar nahi.
i



Perfect Peace :

If, in the midst of tumult and tempest, of trial and tribulation, of difficulty and danger, I cling to the Lotus Feet of the Lord, I shall be in perfect peace!
  
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