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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Who's guilty? wife dreams at night suddenly shouts "quick my husband is back" man gets up, jumps out the window and realize" damit i am the husband.

 

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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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90 year man: my 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion.
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Old man: that s impossible someone else must shot it.
Doctor: exactly, now you understand.

 

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Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage & Asked Him What The Hell He Was Doing??.

He Said, I Just Wanted To Start By Saying “Ladies & Gentlemen, It Gives Me Great Pleasure“
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Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.

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Ek ladki check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.


Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.


Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye


Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.


Doctor ne sex karna shuru kar diya.


Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.


Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
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Bhane banake apse bat krte hai. Hr pl apko yad krte hai.
Itni bar to aap sase b nai lete hai,
jitni bar hm apko yad krte hai."LOVE"



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Aisa nhi ki hum rishta tod denge
Musibat me aapka sath chhod denge

Hum to tere wo dost hai,
AGAR tum msg nhi karoge to hm teri naak me nimbu nichod denge



I'm so glad you were born,
because you brighten my life and fill it with joy.
Happy Birthday to you!!



Arz kya hai,
chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,

tere khyolon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai....

GOOD MORNING....
HAVE A NICE DAY.



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