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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Par Bahut Shak Karta Tha Ki Uska Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Hai.

Lekin Patni Aisi Nahi Thi Phir Bhi Wo Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Roz Satata Aur Kehta,

Pati: “Main Bhi Bahut Bada Jaasoos Hun, Tera Pakka Bahar Kisi Ke Sath Chakkar Hai”

Preshan Ho Kar Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi, Usne Ek Jawan Pados Ke Ladke Se Dosti Ki,
Aur Pati Ki Chutti Wale Din Dopehar Ke Samaye Use Bula Kar Bathroom Mein Chupa Diya Aur Khud Rasoi Mein Aata Gunthne Lagi.

Aata Gunthte-Gunthte Bheech Mein Wo Apne Pati Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli

Patni: “Mere Hathon Mein Aata Laga Hai Aur Mujhe Bohat Jor Se Peshab Aaya Hai, Jara Meri Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Do”

Pati Ne Uski Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Diya. Patni Bathroom Mein Chali Gayi, Thodi Dair Baad Phir Aayi Aur Apne Pati Se Boli,

Patni: “Mera Nala Bandh Do”

Pati Ne Salwaar Ka Nala Bandh Diya, Uske Baad Patni Boli,

Patni: “Bhonsdi Ke Apne Aap Ko Bada Jasoos Samjhte Ho, Ab Kaha Gayi Tumhari Jasoosi?”

Pati Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Usne Puchha: “Kyu Kya Hua?”

Patni Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Tumne Apne Hath Se Meri Salwaar Kholi, Main Bathroom Mein Apne Yaar Se Chudva Ke Aayi, Phir Tumne Hi Apne Hathon Se Meri Salwaar Bandhi, Tumhe Kuch Pata Chla Ki Main Apne Yaar Se Chud Aayi?“
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Ek ladki Doctor k pass gayi
Mary phuddi main makhi gus gaye hai
Doctor ny kaha k lund main shahed laga k undar dalonga makhi chipak k bahar ajaye gi
Doctor lund andar dal k zor zor sy jhatky marny lagta hai
Ladki: kya kr rahy ho
Doctor: Plan badal gaya hai makhi ko andar hi maronga
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Ye Baat To Manani Hi Padegi. Jo Achi Hogi Wo Khushi Degi, Or Jo Buri Hogi Wo Khushi-2 Degi. Ab Faisla Apka Apko Khushi Chahiye, Ya Phir Khushi-2 Chahiye.
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An eye-opening poem
“DUNIYA”
Ye duniya kaisi duniya hai?
Yeh duniya kaisi duniya hai?
Jahan aik tarasta khanay ko
aur dooja bund mranay ko
aik ladla papa jaani ka
aur dooja kuss mraani ka
ik nanga hai majboori se
to dooja hai mazdoori se
aik ka abba nau do gyara
aik k abbay pooray baara
aik ki bv sexy hai
aur doojay ki bv taxy hai
aik k ghar mein kutta hai
dooja ghar mein kutta hai
aik k daant mein keera hai
aik ki gaand mein keera hy
Ye dunya kaise….
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Ek motta "bijli wala" apni wife se "SEX" karte samay bola "darling tumhe kya gam hai"?
Wife:-swami load jyada aur voltage kam hai..!
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Sardar ko natak me arjun ka role mila to logo ne shor kiya Pagdiwala arjun?

Sardr bola: Bhosdiwalo jb 5min pehle Lund wali Draupadi ayi thi tab so rhe the kya.

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Aik khusray ne “sex power”ka capsool kha liya
Undar se awaz i humhain k.
Aap k “system”mein matlooba sahoolat muyasar nahi.
i
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1 Day The Penis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin 4 A Party. Balls Reply: U Bloody Fuckin Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside
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Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL?



Any guesses?


No?



Because: Saniya Mirza gets to play with BALLS,

Whereas,

NEHWAL plays with the COCK..!!:p =)) \=D/
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Aurat Doctor se:
Mujhey chabi wala teeka laga den.

Dr: Aap k kitney bachey hen

Aurat:
MASHALLAH merey 11 bachey hen
Doctor..
phir to Taala hi lagwa len..

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Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.


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Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena




SALIM : humein toh apno ne loota, gairon mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti bhi wahin doobi, jahan paani kam tha !!!
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Anarkali : Tum toh the hi GAANDU, tumhari gaand mein kahan dum tha,
waha kya MAA CHUDANE gaye the,jahan paani kam tha :D :D



Positive multiplied with negative is still a negative.
MEANING :
the right thing at the wrong time is still a wrong thing....
simple bt true....
Good morning!

Heart



Bedroom Golf

* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls.

* Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.

* Owner of the course must approve the equipment before may begin.

* For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins.

* Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course.

* Unlike outdoor golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out.

* The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future.

* It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention being given to the well formed bunkers.

* Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they may have played or currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

* Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.

* Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

* Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

* Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the request of the course owner.

* It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

* The course owner will be the sole judge as to who is the best player.

* Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to change. For this reason many players prefer to continue to play several different courses.



Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna



The gentle way :

Hatred ceaseth not by hatred; hatred ceaseth by love-so taught the Buddha. For love is stronger than hatred. So is gentleness stronger then crulty, self-control stronger than anger, forgiveness stronger than revenge. Walk the gentle way !



A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.


Life means…
6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…!

Life means…
Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…!

Life means
Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car

Life means
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi

Life means
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible
FRIENDSHIP…!;-)




bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai

woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana

teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana

bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoon

bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
k jin se thees utth ti hai k jin se dard hota hai

magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai
terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai

tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna

tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai

  
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