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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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A cute LOVE STORY...!
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There was a boy whø daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
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...1 day he died,
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still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
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She was shøcked she asked the floweriest,
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she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
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Sø…
Love someone such that it remains forever…?
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex
with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and
hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her
what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?

"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've
been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab
driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or
what'."

"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me,
'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or
what'.

I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab
driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I
take an 'or what'.

So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it
anymore."

"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?''
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Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again
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In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
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1Pinjrey me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhodae Gaye,

Or

Elaan hua k jo 1 mint me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad le ga usey 10,000 milenge

1st - Obama gaya puri gaand ka jor lagaya Par fail ho gaya

2nd - George bush gaya lekin uski bhi gaand fat gayi aur nakam rha

3rd - Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se poocha aap ne kaise pata kiya?

M.M singh: Main pinjrey Mein gaya or kaha ki

"VOTE CONGRES ko hi dena to sirf ek ne kaha. "LAUDA LE LE MERA"
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A boy takz off his pent 2 hav sex wid a girl.
Girl:tmhara to bilkul tmhare papa jesa hai.

Boy:haan! Tmhari maa bhi yehi kehti hy :p ;->

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Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi. Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund n 2 Goti. So Always Call It With Respect "Langoti".
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main mangta hoon tu dati nahi... jawab meri baat ka.....
deti hai to khara ho jata hai...
rom rom jazbat ka...
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo...
baloo main phool gulab ka.....
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Ladies k sath kaun kaise haramipan karte hai.

Bank wala - madam aap so-so k lengi.

Fruit wala - ji zara kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega.

Petrol wala - kitana dalu.

Dhobi - ji aap kapde nikal k rakho main abhi aata hu.

Zerox wala - madam aage piche dono taraf se karu ya sirf ek side se.
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Snta:yar Dubai Mai Sab Free Hai Shopping,Hotel,Taxi,Khana Pina Yaha Tak Ki Sex B. Frnd: Tum Kab Gaye Dubai? Snta: Nahi Meri Biwi Gayi Thi
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In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent's toilet and she come from ladies toilet.
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Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.



Apun Wishing U A Wndrful,

Supr Dupr,

Jabrdast,

Xtra Bariya,

Xtra Special,

Ekdum Mast N Dinchak,

Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas




"Janam Din"



On a call..
Girl: Kaun ho tum..?
Boy: Hasrat Teri..

Girl: Dekhte ho kya..?
Boy: Surat teri..

Girl: Karte ho kya..?
Boy: Pooja teri..

Girl: kafir ho kya..?
Boy: Soch hai teri..

Girl: Chahte ho kya..?
Boy: Mohobbat teri..

Girl: Pachtaoge..
Boy: Kismat meri..

Girl: Rakhi Sawant hoon me..
Boy: Oo teri..

Sorry aunty wrong number..



Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.



Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.


Extra special wishes for an extra special day, May you have much happiness in every single way. ¤~ HÄPPY~¤ ~¤BIRTHDÄY¤~



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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don-t have to live a day without you…


Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...



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LIGHT came second....!-)



Girl:- mera dil mobile or tum uski sim ho.

boy:- jaanu ek baat puchoo.

girl:-ha puchoo.
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boy:-tumhara mobile double sim wala to nahi hai na...

  
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