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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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the L.I.C officer refused,
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Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan
Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the

Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha?

Santa:-Operation theater.



1 sardar ko 3 bomb mile,wo police ko dene chala.

Sathwala aadmi bola-"agar koi bomb raaste me fatt gaya to.?

Sardar-"jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the..!




A Lady Teacher: Soch aur

wahem

mein kya fark hai?

.

.

.

.

.

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Student: Aap mast item hai

ye

hamari soch hai,

Aur hum

abhi bacche hai ye aap ka

weham

hai



It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts..
Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always, Good Morning



Humse Log Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Ab Tak Shaadi Qu Nhi Hui,
Hum Bhi Jor Se Kehte Hain:-
Jaako Raakhe Sayeea'n Maar Sake Na Koi.
"Happy Unmarried Life."



Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain,

Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hans kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.




Santa- Namukin Word
Meri Dictionary Me Nahi
Hai.
Banta- To Pagle
Dictionary Kharidne Se
Pehle Dekhna Tha Na,
Abb Chillane Ka Kya
Fayada.



Ek khayal sa dil me sama jata h.
Wo jo shaks mere dil ko bhata h.
usi ki ankho me dekh leta hu duniya sari.
isliye har taraf wo hi nazar aata h.
Rinku Patil Nagla Vijaiya



Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,

Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”

Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“



Dosti ka rishta do anjaano ko jod deta hai,
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Her kadam pe jindgi ko naya mod deta hai,
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Jab apna saayan bhi saath chhod deta hai.:D:D
  
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