Enter ur email address to get latest sms messages directly in ur INBOX  
Most visited message Recently Visited message
Adult sms 6611
ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
Character: 185 Smscount: 2
 
Adult sms 3794
Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
Character: 159 Smscount: 2

Flirt sms 4125
1997
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Mushkil Tha WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Ghar Par
Hotay Thay
2010
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Asaan WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Cheeni LENAY GAYE HAiN
Character: 162 Smscount: 2

Bollywood Ajit Jokes SMS

Call Centre Jokes SMS

Hindi Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes SMS

Rajnikant World SMS

Sardar Ji Jokes

Stupid SMS

SMS Categories
Adult sms  1959
______________________
April Fool sms  77
______________________
Banking sms  22
______________________
Birthday sms  331
______________________
Chocolate Day sms  24
______________________
Christmas sms  19
______________________
Computer sms  44
______________________
Cool sms  213
______________________
Diwali sms  82
______________________
Doctor Patient sms  47
______________________
Double Meaning sms  221
______________________
Encouragement sms  26
______________________
Engineers sms  17
______________________
Facebook sms  76
______________________
Father's day sms  11
______________________
Flirt sms  290
______________________
Friendship sms  704
______________________
Funny sms  2216
______________________
General Knowledge sms  409
______________________
Girls sms  23
______________________
Good Morning sms  895
______________________
Good night sms  130
______________________
Good Wishes sms  61
______________________
Greetings sms  15
______________________
Health sms  11
______________________
Holi sms  313
______________________
Hug Day sms  20
______________________
Husband Wife sms  141
______________________
Kiss Day sms  15
______________________
Love sms  1284
______________________
Mahashivratri sms  28
______________________
Missing you sms  273
______________________
Mother's day sms  14
______________________
Naughty sms  448
______________________
Navratri sms  28
______________________
Navratri sms  28
______________________
New Year sms  30
______________________
Promise Day sms  10
______________________
Propose Day sms  26
______________________
Rajnikant sms  189
______________________
Reply Required sms  17
______________________
Republic Day sms  13
______________________
Romantic sms  83
______________________
Rose Day sms  20
______________________
Sad sms  227
______________________
Santa Banta sms  745
______________________
Sardar sms  72
______________________
School/College sms  260
______________________
Shayari sms  1822
______________________
Social sms  10
______________________
Sorry sms  21
______________________
Story sms  201
______________________
Teacher Student sms  102
______________________
Teddy Day sms  14
______________________
Truth sms  13
______________________
Valentines day sms  55
______________________
Wise sms  605
______________________
Bollywood Ajit Jokes SMS

Call Centre Jokes SMS

Hindi Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes SMS

Rajnikant World SMS

Sardar Ji Jokes

Stupid SMS

  
Submit your SMS/JOKES/STORY anything
   


 

adult sms dirty sms funny sms joke sms adult sms jokes

Tags : adult sms : dirty sms : funny sms : joke sms : adult sms jokes :
Email this message to a friend
Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
More Adult sms
Adult sms
Four Jamaicans were sitting smoking weed
They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world. Natty said, " Me tink de fassis ting is a thought, because b4 u can tink it, it already thought." G B said, " Nah man, da fassess ting is a blink, cos b4 you tink 2 blink you dun blink already."

Mango man said, " No man, da fassis ting is electricity becas when you turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on."
Leroy say, " Nah man, You is aaaaaaalll wrong :man!!! I knows dat for a Fact dat De fassess ting in de world most definite is diarrhoea, cos las nite b4 i could tink, blink, or switch on de lite, Me shit up meself!!
Character: 652 Smscount: 5
Search Tags free sms, adult sms, dirty sms, desi dirty sms, non veg sms, hindi sms 11869
Adult sms
    
Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.
Character: 148 Smscount: 2
Search Tags adult sms, sexy sms, adult jokes, hindi sexy sms, naughty sms, dirty sms 5333
 
.
Adult sms
      
Life without friends like boobs without nipples.
Character: 48 Smscount: 1
Search Tags adult sms, dirty sms, non veg sms, naughty sms, adult sms jokes, 5526
Adult sms
     
Ek Bachha chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhuka...

DAD: Chest pe haath kyun Rakha????

Bachha: School me madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi...to dono lungs bahar aa gaye the!!!! :0
Character: 193 Smscount: 2
Search Tags free sms, adult sms, dirty sms, desi dirty sms, non veg sms, hindi sms 11659
.
Adult sms
      
Girl: Do u love me more than your family?
Boy: NO
Girl: why?
Boy: ok listen to this,
When I started to walk n whenever I fell down u were not there to pick me up,but my mom was.
When I went outside u were not there to hold my hands,but my dad was.
When I cried u didn't give me your toys to play,but my brother and sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else.
Girl: aaaawwwwww,so cute,but when you felt horny your family was not there to give you a blowjob,Bastard??
Character: 482 Smscount: 4
Search Tags free sms, adult sms, dirty sms, desi dirty sms, non veg sms, hindi sms 11847
Adult sms
     
Sales Employee Daily Routine:

9.30a.m. G.mrng boss
11.00a.m. Wil do it boss,
12.00p.m. At tea stall, kaha jaau ghanta kuchh samaj me nahi aa raha hai
2.00p.m. Ha boss market mein hu.., mkt main dikkat hai par kheech loonga
4.00p.m. Aa gaya chutiye ka vapis phone
6.00p.m. ab is lode ko kya boloo?? Business kya ped pe latak raha hai benchod..
7.00p.m. Gaand marle, bhosdika, khud aake kar le.
7.30p.m Ma chudaye dhandha, iske phone ke chkkar me bar band ho jyega chal daru peete hai, kal dekhege kya kurna hai.
Next day 9:30 gd mrning boss, will do it, boss kal ka shortfall bhi ho jayega !
Character: 592 Smscount: 5
Search Tags free sms messaging, funny non veg sms, free non veg hindi jokes, dirty message in hindi, gande jokes, hindi sms jokes 11290
.
Adult sms
  
What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.
Character: 94 Smscount: 1
Search Tags adult sms, sexy sms, adult jokes, hindi sexy sms, naughty sms, dirty sms 5369
Adult sms
     
Ek employee ko job se nikale jane par
Wo roj Boss ke ghar ke samne
potty karke chala jata.
.
Fir 1 din boss ne pucha,
what the hell .,.tu roj aisa kyu karta hai?
.
Employee - Abye shane, Tuje dikhana chahta hu,
Ki teri Nokri ke bina Bhukha nai mar raha :P
Character: 256 Smscount: 2
Search Tags free sms, adult sms, dirty sms, desi dirty sms, non veg sms, hindi sms 11679
.
Adult sms
   
Man and deaf girl
Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
Character: 174 Smscount: 2
Search Tags adult sms, dirty sms, funny sms, , , 2823
Adult sms
   
Snta Glti Se Ladys Toilet Mein Gus Gya. Sari Ladys Gabra K Khadi Ho Gyi. Snta: Oye, Betho Betho.. Izzat Dil Mein Ho Itna Hi Kaafi Hai
Character: 133 Smscount: 1
Search Tags free sms, adult sms, non veg sms, dirty sms, funny sms, hindi sms 14934
 

Log kehte hain
tera dost bewafa hai,

Me ne kaha itni
wafa kisi me
nahi hogi,

Log kehte hain
tujhe yaad tak nahi karta,

Me ne kaha ye b
wafa ki ek Adda
hogi.




You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!



16 Nov 2012

1st Test: INDIA v ENG

Live
INDIA 521/8d
ENG 41/3 (18.0 ov)

Stumps : Day2.



When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn-t turn the lights on..


he turns the dark off!!



I


I L





I LO




I LOV





I LOVE





I LOVE Y





I LOVE YO





I LOVE YOGA!!!
Tum bhi kiya karo.
Bolo Ramdev Baba Ki Jai!!



Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.


When God takes away something from ur hand,
dont think He-s punishing u.
He is merely emptying ur hands,
for u to recieve something better.



Mountain Dew's New Ad:

Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !

Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai..!!




Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.




Juba khamosh or aankho me nami hongi,
yahi bas 1 dastan a zindagi hogi,
bharne ko to har zakhm bhar jayenge,
kese bharegi wo jaga jaha aapki kami hongi
  
.
The top 10 tourist destinations in India
Must see to visit India
.
Top 10 The Best of Movie Mistakes
Be carefull hollywood
.
Michael Schumacher Private Island
.
Rare pics of Katrina Kaif
See real and simple katrina
.
Japan Disaster: Most Shocking Pics!
An aerial shot shows...
.
Top 5 Most Amazing Places On Earth You Won't Dare to Visit
Interesting and fascinating but also dangerous...
.
Amazing Engineering
Engineers can do anything..
.
Amazing Pictures from Space
A Hero Comes Home [34 Pics]
.
10 Most Amazing Buildings In The World
Impossible Is Nothing!
.
Delhi 100 years back......
A must watch collection
.

Copyright 2009-2013 freesmsmessaging.net. All rights reserved.