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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Pappu Ka School Bag Chck Karte Hue Snta Ko 1 Condom Mila. S: Tuje Sharm Nhi Ati Condom Rakhta Hai? P: To Fir Kya Itni Si Chhoti Umar Me Baap Ban Jau
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
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Difference Between Wife n Neighbor's Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Anytime. Nghbr Wife Is Like An Ice-Cream, Should Have Immediately
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Kash ek sitara chand me ho
WA WA
Aur ek mulakat tujhse Sham me ho
WA WA
Tu masrof apne kam me ho
WA WA
OR
Mera Lun teri gand me ho
ab bool,,,,
Wah wah.
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1st Kid : Mere papa itne tall hain k jump maarke helicopter pakad lete hain..

2nd Kid : Mere papa b tall hain, lekin woh aisi chutiyagiri nahi karte! :P
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12 ko naraz thi
13 ko barat thi
14 ko suhagrat thi
15 ko bear ki barsat thi
Aankh kuli to pata chala
Sapno ki kali raat thi
Hath me lulli or shalwar brbad thi.
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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put
some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I
think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of
yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you
insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
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Girls K Hoto Me Jo Ras Hai Wahi Somras Hai,Sine Pe Jo Aam Hai Wahi 4 Dham Hai,Niche Jo Wan Hai Whi Vridawan Hai,Us Wan Me Jo Dwar Hai Wahi Hridwar Hai
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One mouse was fucking an elephant in a coconut farm, one coconut fals on elephants head.

Elephant- Ouch.

Mouse: ouch vauch kuch nai gandu apna shot to aise hi hota hai.
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Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?

God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.



Jin Ankho Me Apki Yade Bsi
Hai........, ??? ???
Unhe Aaj Aapke Liye Brste Dekha
Hai........., ??? ???
Kbi Aapke Sath Har Pal Gujarte
The........., ??? ???
Aaj Khud Ko Un Palko Ke Liye Trste Dkha
Hai...........



APNI dil ki duniya me usko bula na sake bahut KOSISH ki magar PAA na sake kisi Gair ko bana liya usne APNA fir b hum use BHULA na sake.


If I m in hell &amp u in heaven, I always look up &amp be proud of u. but if I were In heaven &amp u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u


Dur hokar bhi mere karib ho,
mere DilSe pucho kitne aziz ho,
apni hatheli ko kabhi gaurse dekho,
shayad kisi lakir me mera bhi nasib ho…



Bari bechain hasti hai kabhi milne chale aao,

Mujhe har sans dasti hai kabhi milne chale aao,

Buhat muddat hui maine tujhe dekha nahi,
Nigah meri tarasti hai kabhi milne chale aao,

Koi lamha nahi jo teri yaad se ho khali,

Dil par kia guzarti hai? kabhi milne chale aao,

Tumhare baad mujhe ehsas hota hai,

Ye dil veeran basti hai kabhi milne chale aao




Johny came crying,
dad: what happened?
Johny: today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out.
Dad: that's bad, but why you are crying?
Johny: I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me.



@j
Killer shayari.
Unke gum me humne pi li sharab

Bhai unke gum me Humne pi li sharab

Fir Jo Hui tabiyat khrab,







De tatti,
De peshab.
De tatti,
De peshab.



A day will Finally Come wen the Whole World will Celebrte ur Name,ur Fame,ur Thoughts,ur Ideas..Bt u hav to wait for 10 days Till April 1 Advnc Wishes…


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