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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
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ye kis khushi me?
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
Character: 185 Smscount: 2

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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman b nila He
Muhabat to sab karte H par
MAI KARU TO SALA CHARACTER DHILA He..



A naked lady gets into taxi,
Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..


lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??

Driver: no i am just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..

MORAL: Concentrate on ur work, no matter what happens..
Be professional..!!



Ek lamha ek manzar guzar jata h
Jab apna koi bepanah yaad aata h
Yu to awaz ati h har shise k tutneki
Par kabhi bina awaz k bahut kuch tut jata hai.



Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..



Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.

Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy

Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).




Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui,
Dost Se Mashwra Liya K,
Apni Bv Ka Dil Kese Jetoon ?
Frnd: Us K Pas Cigrette Laga Kar Jana Or
Dhuwa Us K Muh Pe Mar Kkehna:
Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chor Sakta Hun :->
Us Ne Jaa Kr Esa Hi Kia.
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Bv Ne Sun Kar Jawab Dia:
"Nai Its Ok. Agar CLASSIC ULTRA MILD Hai
To Ek Sutta Mujhe Bhi Marna Hai.



Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna.
Exam k bad
bap- how is ur result.
Beta- dimag ki aisi taisi mat kar BABULAL tune Bap hone ka hak kho diya



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:______/OOD morning.



Pichkari ki dhar….
Gulal ki bauchar…
Apno ka pyaar….
Yahi he yaaron holi ka tyohar….!!
HAPPY HOLI!!!



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