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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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aai thi sardi
Lagi thi thand

Sukrri thi Phudi

Akray thay Lan.
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Chali gai thand

Khul gai Phudi

Latak gay Lan.!
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Happy Summer Season ;)

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Girl tells Mom. Mom climbs next day. Man calls her down & gave Rs. 5 to Buy a RAZOR.
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Pathan Apni Girlfiend Se:
Jaan Hum Tum ko Gift Me Jeans Ki Pent Dega

Girlfriend Khush Ho kar Boli:
Oh Realy

Pathan:
Han Mgr Us Pent Ki Zip Peechay hogi.

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 TENSION
Larki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me UskiTabiat
Kharab h0gai
Aap Hospital Le gay
Doc bola
Ap bap ban’ne wale ho
apk0 TENTION!
Ap bole
Me iska
Bap nhi! Phr larki say pucha
Larki boli
Yehi
Baap hy
Apk0 0r tenti0n
Phr
Police i
Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k
Ap to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn sakte
Aap ne
Khuda ka
Shukr
Ada kia
Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
0r phr
Socha k

Ghar pe jo 4 bache hen..
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A boy comes to class with broken specs.
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Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.
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Punjabi Masti :

Bhagwan ne apne doot nu 3 gallan pata karan layi Punjab vich bhejya.
1-> Sabto Strong
2-> Sabot Weak
3-> Te o cheej jo main nahi banayi pher bhi hai?

Doot Waapis aake boleya
1st : Sabto strong hau Lunn...Jinnu dekho ohi bolda phirda hai Tu mera lunn vi nahi putt sakda

2nd : Sabto weak hai bund, jinnu dekho ohi bolda hai Bund hi phatt gayi.

TE o cheej jo tussi nai banayi pher vi hai oh hai PHEN DA LODA. ...:D :P
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A day will Finally Come wen the Whole World will Celebrte ur Name,ur Fame,ur Thoughts,ur Ideas..Bt u hav to wait for 10 days Till April 1 Advnc Wishes…


Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..

I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics



Chinese lady Pakistani lady se:

mere husband ka chalte chalte intiqal ho gaya!

Pakistani lady:

bus bahen, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai…




Jab se pyar hua tumse ek baat humne jaani hai,
Tanha kate zindgani ye bhi koi kahani hai,
Saath jo ho tera to tod laaye taare bhi,
Aur sath tu nahi ye bhi koi zindagani hai.



Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz..

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym-s Up

Oh F**K

Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck




A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega?


Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara,


Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!!



Lamhe judai Ke bekrar karte h,
halat mere mujhe lachar karte h,
aakhe meri padh lo khabhi hum khud kaise kahe ki hum aap se pyaar karte h.



if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u?
i wil b one of them?
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .
i will b 1 of them?
i f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..
i will b that one?
and if no one prey 4 u..
it means..
MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN?



Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na




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