Who's guilty? wife dreams at night suddenly shouts "quick my husband is back" man gets up, jumps out the window and realize" damit i am the husband.
90 year man: my 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion.Doctor: I will tell a story, once a hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun. He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle the lion dead.Old man: that s impossible someone else must shot it.Doctor: exactly, now you understand.
Pathani: Tm 5wy admi ho jis sy ma Chudwa rhi ho
Boy: kya tumhara husband tmko nai Chodta
Pthni: Muj ko nai chodta, bad ma usko chodta ha jo mujhe chodta hai
*A smile indicateI like u.
*A tears indicateI miss u. but
*this message indicateI remember u always..