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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
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Larki doctor se: “Merey shauhar ka lun boht bara ha, andar dalta ha to kalejay ko lagta ha. Doctor: “chota ker doon? Larki: “Nahi nhi, kaleja thora uper kr den
            
 
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Pyaar main jab koi ho..
To J dunia pyari lagti hai..
Dil mein bas jaata hai jab koi..
To spne jaisi qyanaat saari lagti hai..




Sukoon ban kar dil me utar jayenge, mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.


Pappu ki uske baap se hui ladai,

baap ne ki pappu ki pitaayi,

pappu ka khaula khoon,

gya kabristaan aur kabar pe baap ki photo taang k likh diya "COMING SOON"




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No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday



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I feel so happy when I think of u
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Be My Valentine




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kabhi khushiyon ki mehfil kabhi gam ki barsaat hai
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