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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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LOVE SONG BY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea)Bana do.
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
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A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"

Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"

A priest was talking to her at church & Said "Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" wid Her Mom Standing next, She Replied "I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->
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 SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy: atlast wo din aagaya.

Girl:Tum muje chor to nai doge?

Boy: No way esa sochna b mat.

Girl: Will u kiss me??

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Tumari zindagi me koi or to nahi?

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SHADI K BAAD

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Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai!!!
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
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Use halke haath se chuo.
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Agar hole bada ho to teen ungli b daal sakte hai.
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Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.
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.*""* . * ""*.
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Fruits mein baat chal rahi thi,
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Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?

Think?

Shopping:-)

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Did y0u kn0w?

Everything in woman's upper body starts with
a "B"
[ blouse, bra, bikini, braid, boobs ]

and the lower body with a 'P'
[petticoat, pants, panties, pus*y]

No wonder MEN suffer High Blood Pressure
(BP).
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Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
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Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!
=D



Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de ..



A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18
-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."



Bil gates never did laxmi pooja but he is richest man,a.eaistain never did swarswati pooja but he was most intelligent,
so believe in work not in luck.



Toot Jate hain Bikhar Jate hain
Kaanch Ke Ghar Hain Muqaddar Apne
Ajnabi To Sada Pyar Se Milte Hain
Bhool Jate Hain To Aksar Apne..



yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hame mat dhundna duniya ki bhid me,
ham milenge tumhe tumhari hi parchai me !!



Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
"Hum"
"Humara call"
"Humara sms"
"Humari yaad"
or
"Humari yaad se apke face pe smile"
Dekho Dekho aayi na. Keep smiling.:-)



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Hello.! 221714?

Pathan: Kia.?
Urdu mai bolo yara.!

Sardar: Do Do Aik Saat Choda.?

Pathan: Jao yara .! Hm Ny ..TEEN TEEN AIK SAAT CHODA…




”"” KB TK”"”"
“Kab tak raho gy akhir,
Yun door door Ham se?

Milna parre ga akhir,
Ek din zaroor Ham se…

Daman bachany waly,
Ye be-Rukhi hai kesi?

Keh do agr hua hai,
Koi kasoor Ham se…

Ham cheen lain gy Tum se,
Ye Shan-e-Beniyazi…

Tum mangty phiro gy,
Apna Ghoroor Ham se..




Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain,

Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hans kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

  
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