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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Raj Thakre:What's condom?

Lalu:Ye wo chiz h jise pehan kr agar tera baap teri maa k sath sota to bhenchod aaj pura Mharashtra Sukun se sota..

SEND TO ALL INDIANS

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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

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Against Her Lips


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Laga Na Lemon Ka Jhatka?
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Kisi Se Gila Nahin..

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Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jaye,
aur apni moonchun se aapko chuye,
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Cockroach hai :-)
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Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese

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Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

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You are :

“G A N D U”

Don’t get angry

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Hoti Nehi Mohabbat Surat Se, ,

Mohabbat to Dil Se Hoti Hai. .

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SURAT Unki Khud Hi Payari Lagta He, ,

Kadar Jinki Dil Mein Hoti Hai.



S‘”Treat everyone with politeness..

Even those who are rude to you..,

Not becoz they are not nice..,

But..,

Becoz U r nice.




Subha kaafi ho chuki hai.
Ab chiragh bujha dijiye.
Ek haseen din raah dekhta hai aap ki.
Basssss!!!
palkon ke parde utha lijiye!!
GOOD MORNING.



Beautiful Quote]:

“If The Looser Keeps His Smile”…

“The Winner Will Loose The Thrill Of Vctory”…..




Dil badl n lena sim ki tarah,dosti low n kar dena battary ki tarah,pyar kam mat kar dena balance ki tarah,hamesa meri jarurat mahsus karna charger ki tarh


 Tum….,,,,,
Aur Hum..
-Milen to dost
-Dur hon to ehsas
-Bolen to pyar
-Sochen to aitbar
-Maren to jism
-Jiyen to jan
-Bikhren to aas pas
-Simten to saTh satH



Peace-White

Power-Red

Knowledge-Yellow

Development-Green

Love-Pink

Success-Blue.

I Wish U these All Colours Come in Ur Life..

WISH U HAPPY HOLI. :-)




Air India ki flight ka Pilot
announcement ke baad MIKE OFF
karna bhul gaya,
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Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola :-"Main
pehle coffee piyunga,
phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga,
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Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
karne bhaagi,
Aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se
takra kar gir padi,
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Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh
bola :-
"Beti araam se jao,
suna hai pehle sahab coffee
piyenge.....!!



Bin savan barsat nhi hoti , suraj dube bina raat nhi hoti , kyt kare ab kch aise halat h , aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruat nhi hoti.


Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
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Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!
  
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