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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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ENGG. 2 Docter :
Dr. mai apni BV ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata h...

Dr. ko yakin nhi hota to engg. apni BV ko clinic me lekar

Dr. k samne chodta he

Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto k7 khada us engg ka mazak uda rha hota he k is bewkuf ne apni BV ko mere samne choda

Dusri taraf engg apne dosto k 7 khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta h
or kehta he

"Yar rand laya tha,Jagah nai milito iske clinic me jakar chod aya."...!
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Moonh meetha karna hai toh??

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kiss
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Kissh-Mish KHAAO! :-)
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Pehli baar insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he-

Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-

phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-

lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata




ATM CARD
atm machine se.
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Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?

Think?

Shopping:-)

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Did y0u kn0w?

Everything in woman's upper body starts with
a "B"
[ blouse, bra, bikini, braid, boobs ]

and the lower body with a 'P'
[petticoat, pants, panties, pus*y]

No wonder MEN suffer High Blood Pressure
(BP).
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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
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1 aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya.

Roz office se late nikalta tha aur bolta tha:"I'm on"D WAY"

Baad me Pata chala uski secretary ka naam

Ms."DAVE"tha.
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind
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Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! ;-)
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Sorry Aainda mujhe sms nai krna.

Bus khatam
Ab sub kuch.

Ab hmare bech koi talluq nai.

Kya mane aesa kabhi kaha hai?

Nhi na!

To phir

sms kro na

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A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i"ll pay u back in monthly instalments.


Tumharay” NAFS” ki qeemat “Jannat” hai,issay “Jannat” se kum qeemat pe na baichna.( Hazrat ALI “R.A”)


People will always throw stones in your path !
It depends on u ! what do u make from it:
A "Wall" of difficulties.
OR,
A "Bridge'' of success ..



Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par
gaya
aur kaha:
"kya main aap ke saath baithsakta
hoon" ???
Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat
tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti... !!!!
sab log dekhne lage....
Ladka
sharminda ho gaya....
kuch der baad Ladki uske paas gayi aur
maafi mangi aur kaha:
"Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study
kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon
ke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos
karte hain...."
Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10 Hazar ek
raat ke.. bahut zyada hain,.. kuch
kam karo yaar....
sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage....
Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:
"Ab mehsoos kar khul ke....!!!!!



Superman ws feelin bored aftr a lng day of crime fightin & wantd 2 go out & party, so he calld Batman 2 ask if he wantd 2 go out 2 a club & pick up sm girls
Batman said Robin ws ill & he'd 2 look aftr him

A lil disappointd, Superman calld Spiderman 2 see if he fancied a few beers
Spiderman tld him dat he'd a date wid Catwoman

As a last resort, Superman flew ovr 2 Wonderwoman's house 2 see if she was free
As he landed on hr balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open

Superman thought to himself: I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening

So Superman did his super-thing in a split-second and flew off happily

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: Did you hear something??

No said the Hollow Man, but my ass hurts like hell!



wo girls came from movie.

1st:Mera purse chori ho gaya!

2nd:Tu to brazar me rakhti Q hai?

1st:Mujhe kya pata tha saale ne chori karne ke liye hath dala hai!




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(ö) (ö)
WHERE are you?
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(ö) (ö)
Right? No!
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There you are!



Tinko sebanepal,Pal sebanelamhe,or lamho ne waqt kobuna....Har pal koi kisi k sath nahi reh sakta,isiliye khuda ne yaadon ko chuna..GD NITE:-)


Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating..
Sam: No sir, I do not have to, my Mom is a good cook.



Arz kiya hai

Nangi nangi pussy mein penis fisal gaya
Gaur farmaiyega

Nangi nangi pussy mein penis fisal gaya
Aur Dono tatte pareshan

Ki ustaad kidhar gaya.. ;) :p !!
  
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