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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Ghar ke bahar bhale hi dimag le jao kyuki dunia ek bazar hai
Lekin ghar ke andar sirf dil le jao kyuki waha ek parivaar hai
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
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& enters into a small hole.
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Agr ap Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy

Agr Ap Chahte Hy K Wo Apka SAMAN Hath Ma Le aur Moonh Ma Dalen


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Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
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Beta Baap Se: Papa.. Aap Ki Chain Khuli Hain..

Sardar: Sab Ke Saamne Chain Nahin Makeup Box Bola Karo..

Beta: Accha.. Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karo, Aap Ki Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hain..!
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kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

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FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

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A maths professor sent a sms to his wife..

Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with my 18 years old female student
So I will be late tonight..

Wife replied: dear you?re also 54 years
and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years..

As you are mathematicians you know very well
that 18 goes into 54 many times,
more than 54 goes into 18 so don?t come tonight..
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Aam Kha rahe thay
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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
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Raat Bhar Wo i Nai

Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaaiy;

Jo i Ni Wo Light Thi
Or Jo Hila Rahay Thay Wo PANKHA Tha…

Ganda zhen……

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College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa

Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

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Mohabat ki haqikat judai hoti hai
Pyar me hamesha bewafai hoti he
Hum par rakhna sada aitbar
Kyuki
Dosti k riste me hi sachai hoti he...



Do you know?
What is the fullform of 'NCERT'?
Ans: National Council of Educational Research and Training.



Teri yaad me bahut paigaam likhate hai,
Teri yaad me gujaari wo shaam likhate hai,
Wo kalam bhi teri deewaani ho jaati hai,
Jis se hum tera naam likhate hai.



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Typing msgs without looking at the Phone!!! :P :D



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Teacher: Sit Up In Front.
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Student: No, I Take Seat
In D Back 4 A Reason. I
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yu to kai Fasle hai Tere Mere Bich...
Lagta fir bhi tu muje Meri "JAAN" sa kyu hai...
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Chup rehte hai par phir bhi bahte hai
In aashu ki kismat to dekho
yeh unke liye behte hai
jo “Ankho” me rehte hai



Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi
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The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...

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