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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
Character: 274 Smscount: 2

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Admi Apni Bivi K Samne Muth Mar Raha Tha.
Bivi Apni Choot Pe Hath Ferte Hue Boli -




Haaye Ram,
Samne Washing Machine Hai or
Koi Hath Se Kapde Dho Raha Hai !
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Kuch Hojaega

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Santa or Banta Saath Me Kahi Jaa Rahe The

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Hont jab hont say milay tu kia hota hay?

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16 saal
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36 saal
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hamesha ghalat hi sochna


Zyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lagega!!!
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Par Driver Aur Conductor
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Climbed Mt. Everest: Tenzing Norgay.
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I Met A Guy Wid Surname Chudwani. Yestrday I Caled His Phone & His Wife Picked Up. I Disconectd Bcoz I Didn't Hav Courage 2 Ask- Bhabi Ji Chudwani Hai.


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Humdard NahI KoI
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SunaYe To SunaYe kIsKo
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God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,
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