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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”.
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Ek Aadmi Bola
“Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir
Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe
ho…..??
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Santa Bola “Chup ho jaa saale
warna
Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi.
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Lady-mujhe aisi sabji do jiske 2 fayde ho

Admi-ye lo kakadi
pasand aaye to kha lena varna








Gol Piece katke Aankh Pe lga lena
Vaise
Aap ki soch ko salam
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Pehle dhire se nikalo,
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Phr aaram se hillao,
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Phr use muh me ghusao.
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Phr muh se THERMOMETER nikal kr reading check kro kahin aapko ferver to nhi.
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6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day
baat cheet..
1st bola: "Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi
hai.. Jese mrzi use kro".
2nd: "Mere BV 3310 nikli.. 36 saal ka
purana model".
3rd: "Meri BV N95.. Zara piyar se chalana
parta hai".
4th: "Meri BV to Blackberry hai.. Got
everything but complicated".
5th: "Meri BV saali china mobile hai..
Pehli raat main behosh ho gae".
6th: "Bechara Rotey hove bola.. Oy yaro
lut gya,
barbad ho gya, Mera set khula hua
nikla??
Character: 454 Smscount: 4
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Boy: Mere mrne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyon me ghuma dena

Agar wo dikh jaye to 1bar mera pakd kar hila dena



KANJRO



HATH Bye Bye karne k liye!:)
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Ek movie theatre mein ladka ladki movie dekh rahe the .
Ek machar ladki ke top mein ghus gaya.
To sochiye machar ne kaha kaata hoga ??
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Soch to Gandi hi rahegi tumhari hamesha.
Bechare Shareef se machar ne LADKE ke haath pe kaata tha :D :)
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Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?








Answr: EYE!
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Suhag rat ko dulha bola,
priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?

Dulhan-pahela apna rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
Character: 135 Smscount: 1
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Judge:y did u attack tat young man?

Old lady: he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
Character: 127 Smscount: 1
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Most boys dont like touch screen mobile...
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you know why?
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Jinhe dabane ki aadat ho,
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unhe bas touch karne mein kaha maza aayega!!!
Character: 138 Smscount: 1
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16 yrs (.)=(.)
25 yrs ( . )=( .)
36 yrs ( . )=( . )
kia samjhe?
hamesha galt hi sochna














Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.
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2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....
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Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai.
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Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.



tujh se milne ki khushi me ye dhyan hi na raha mujh ko......

Ae jaan

Kitni taklif tuj se bichad kar hogi........



3 GiRLs-1st:meri CHUT itni HOT ki PRESS karLo.
2nd:meri itni HOT k CHAi bana Lo.

3rd:meri itni HOT ki meri GAAND me BHUTTA daaLo aur CHUT se POPKORN Le lo.




Sardar ko natak me arjun ka role mila to logo ne shor kiya Pagdiwala arjun?

Sardr bola: Bhosdiwalo jb 5min pehle Lund wali Draupadi ayi thi tab so rhe the kya.




suresh(ramesh se)-yar ye apne colony ke sharma ji bahut bure insan hai.

Ramesh-kyo kya hua??

suresh-yar mai unse sidiya mangne gya to enkar kr diya.

Ramesh-sidiya kyo chahiye tha tujhe.

suresh-yar apne colony me ut aaya tha...sidiya lga ke ut ki gand marni thi.



Definition of LIKE button on Facebook

Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,

Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..



Dear SRK,
tera wo bakwaas romance karna....
Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss
karna...
Woh tera boring acting karna...
Woh teri slow story ko aur slow karna... Woh tera 3 ghante mera time waste
karna..
Nahi bhuluga mai...
Jab tak hai jaan
jab tak hai jaan...



Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra tha,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra tha,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra tha



Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.


Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D
  
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