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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot
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Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy
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Main Us Ko Her Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon Dosto
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Wqt Kahta H Muje Gwa Mat,

Dil Kahta H Muje Lga Mat,

Pyr Kahta H Muje Ajma Mat,

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mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Last night I went to bed without u.
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
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unka?





Mobile Charge?!
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“You have no idea how good
it feels to wake up every
morning knowing you are
mine and i am yours”
Have a great day ahead.



Goodmooooooorning India!
Aaj ki is Khubsurat Subah me aapka fir
se Swaagat hai Bole to sabko ek mast
jadu ki jhappi dene ka or
bolne ka- "Subah Ho Gayi mamu



Kaash merri dhadkan woh sun paye,
mere rukh pe pade uski zulfo ke saye,
mita de har doori ko woh jald hi..
kahin mohabbat ki pyaas meri jaan hi na le jaye..!!



True love can't be

identified soon , but when you loose it

you will feel and cry

for the person to the

whole life...



Ek Ajnabi Hai Magar, Rooh Shanas Lagta Hai...
Meri Tarha Mujhe Wo Bhi Udaas Lagta Hai...

Karoon Talash Toh Ho Shaq Wajood Par Uske...
Jo Aankhein Band Karoon To Aas Paas Lagta Hai...



Dekha Hai Jab Se Tumko, Mera Dil Nahi Hai Bu-main
Jee Chahe Aaj Tod Doon Duniya Ki Saari Rus-mein
Tera Haath Chahta Hoon, Tera Saath Chahta Hoon
Baahon Mein Teri Rehna Main Din Raat Chahta Hoon!!
Happy Hug Day!



Hum B Kya Kismat Likha Kar
Aaye H Khuda Ke Darbar Se

Zamin Mili To Banjar

Or

Dost Mile To "Kanjar"

Saale Yaad Hi Nhi Karte.



Bhabha Atomic Research Centre (BARC) was established in 1957 at Trombay (Maharashtra).
It is India's largest atomic research centre..



Awesom lyns by Charlie Chaplin
"U need Power,
only wen u wan 2 do sumthin Harmful" Otherwise.
"Luv s Enough 2 get everythin done"!



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