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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
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andha hai,
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Ashq nahi bahe hamari ankho se to pathar DiL samjh liya,
Naa the karib unke to Door Samjh liya,
Baithe the mahefil main tanhayi saath liye,
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