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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
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SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kya Ho Ga?

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Miss Gusey Se: Kese?

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Ha Ha Ha Ha

Aur Sex Hota Hai
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Larrka:

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy.





Larrki jl kar boli:

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam ho jaty h.
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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
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A Dad went to school to get son's report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

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Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

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Teacher: Osama Ki 5 Biwi Aur 20 Bacche..
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Kaun Accha.?

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Jaise Bache Ki Sehat K Liye Zruri Hai
Bache Ki
"MA KA DOODH"

Waise hi
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"MAA KI"
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KSHUSHI..

tum bhi na@
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Maine mera dost Mr. Chatwani ko phone kiya

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Fir maina phone kat diya .

Ab ap hi btao main uski biwi se kasa kehta ki .

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 SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy: atlast wo din aagaya.

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Girl: Will u kiss me??

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Tumari zindagi me koi or to nahi?

Boy: No not at all.

Girl: Do u lov me?

Boy: Yes dear.

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SHADI K BAAD

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GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

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Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
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TEACHER : "Aisi kaun si cheej hai, jise tum roj dekh sakte ho par chhu nahin Sakte..?"

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Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.


MORNING Is Lucky,Bcoz Sun Is Her.
Sky Is Lucky,Bcoz It Has Star.
Rose Is Lucky,Bcoz She Is Beautiful.
I am lucky,Bcoz You Are My Friend….
Happy Rose Day



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Baba BASTARD have you any kids ?????

Yes sir yes sir 3 damn kids....

1 from my NEIGHBOUR ... 1 from my MAID.......

and 1 from the CALLGIRL whom i never paid ! ! ! :-D



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Girl: Meray Aik Hath Mein Plate Hai
Aur Aik Hath Mein Glass, I Can't Use Them..
Kia Aap Meray Face Pr Se Aik Cheez Hata Saktay Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): Ge Bolain Kia Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kuty Jesi Nazarain ...



A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there!!


Meri Mulakat Ko Chahe Musibat Kehna
Apni Nazar Ko Mere Liye Nafrat Kehna
Par Akele Me Jab Ansoo Bhari Aankhe
Meri Yaad Dilaye To Jaan Use Meri Mohabbat Kehna!!



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Lo aik aur sweet persn hamari yaad me taray gin raha hy.




If we have a work to do,a person to love and
the desire to live for a purpose then
we will be the happiest persons in the world.



Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again



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