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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Best Gaali of d year Santa to Banta- Apne lund pe ghungru bandh ke teri biwi ko aise chodnga bhosdhi ke tere baap ko lagega ki ghar me kirtan chal raha hai..:-D
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Guptaji : Koi aisi scheme lao ki 500 Rs ki shoping pe sex free..

Dukandar: lo aap ko pta hi nhi,

ye scheme to last month thi or bhabhiji ne 8 baar labh uthaya.
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Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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.socho kya?
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Ghalat mat samjho yaar
Shanaakhti card ki.

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Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna






NAAK SAAF :)


Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p
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Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.

U dirty mind.

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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:

Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.
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Pakar

Pakar

Hath mein pakar

Daba mat

Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein

Jaldi se Monh mein dal

Ab batao Maza aya

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Rasgulla khanE ka.

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45 saal ka kunwara aadmi
ek din ek hotel me gaya.

Hotel mein
ghuste hi bola :
oh no,
yahan bhi?

Samne likha tha :
"SELF-SERVICE...!"
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Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??

Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
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Teacher asks students about sound made by animals

Teacher: dog

Student : bark

Teacher : cat

Student : meow

Teacher : lion

Student : aah aah F*** me

Teacher : I said lion not "leone"

Student : oh Teri
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Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
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Memories are so stupid, that the bad ones makes you laugh and the good ones always makes you cry. Still we crave for the good ones, isn’t it true? Thats life



Girl: please come home for dinner.
Boy feels happy, goes to a pharmacist and asks him how to use condoms.
That night he was shocked to see her parents at home.
Girl: come in. don't stand out. I never thought you are so shy.
Boy: and I never thought your father was a pharmacist.



An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of
her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead
pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my
wife. You two have a lot in common.



I failed in school for all subjects. But my friend had got high marks, now he is an employee in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft"
-BILL GATES



Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning!…


Muje Duaon men Yaad rakhna……..

Main wo Musafir hon jis ka Rasta bohat kathin hai,
Main hon wo Raahi k jis ki manzil kahin nahi hai,
Mera asasa hi dosti hai,
Ye Ghup Andheron men Roshni hai,
Ye kaali Raaton men chandni hai,
Isi saharay guzer rahay hain,
Ye zindagi k Haseen Lamhay..
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Ye Meri Izzat,
Ye Meri Shohrat..
Hai doston ki Dua ka Haasil.,
Muje Duaon ka Aasra hai,
Meri to itni si iltija hai,
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Muje Duaon Men Yaad Rakhna…




Dosto se problem share karna achha hai.....
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Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per.....
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Saale aise-aise solutions dete hai ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.
Hit like for your friends.....



Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya ;)
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Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise .??? :-/ :-?
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai ..

SELF CONTROL



The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

 




Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;
milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;
phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar

  
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They are making fun
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