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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Ramu: Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Lut Li. Thakur: To Main Kya Karun? Ramu: Bahu Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Teacher: Osama Ki 5 Biwi Aur 20 Bacche..
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Kaun Accha.?

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Santa or Banta Saath Me Kahi Jaa Rahe The

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What is 143 ?

I love u..
No..

I hate u..
No..

I miss u..
No..

I wish u..
NO..

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Maths mein dehan do,
Romance men nhi.

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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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1 job offer hay,
Sallary Rs.35,000

karni hay to reply karna.

Zeyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hay,

Bus

Samandar main wiper lagana hai :-)

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Boy - I am 20 Years.

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Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss.. dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!


Dedicated To All Girls....:)
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Hamesha Maa Baap Larkion Ko
Yehi Samjhaty Hain
K Beta Ye TumHara Asli Ghr
Nahi, Tumhara Asli Ghr
To Tumhara SasuraL Hai.....!!!Leki ­n....
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Baat Jab Ghr Ki Safai Ki Ho To ''
It Magically
Becomes Their House '' Tum Ghr
Main Mehman Nhi
Ho Tumhara Ghr Hai Tum Hai He Saaf Karna Hai,
Bahar Se Koe Noker Nhi
Aayega....!!
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........Chalo Utho JHAROO LgaoO
'' ;( :D



LALU: "I love u" matlab ka hota hai?

SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hoon.

LALU: Kar lo baat.

Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya, SASURI fida ho gai humpe.,,




A fantastic question with a meaningful answer What is Birthday?

The day u cried and made others happy!!!

((HAPPY BIRTHDAY))




Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya.
Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li:P

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Pappu: nahin to.
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Pappu: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai..



Timepas Ka New Style:-

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OR Jesehi Wo Hasne K Liye Muh Khole,

 

Nalayk Ko

 

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Q. FAO ke pramukh kaun hai?




Ans : Jos Grajiyano.



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Dhadkan se Pyari bate hai Aap ki,
Aap ko yakin na ho par,
Is zindgi se pyari hai DOSTI aap ki.



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