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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Santa:-veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai?

Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg.
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge.

Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k 10 rupaye me

"Chachi ki Chat lo"
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Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...& saying...
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Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jaye,
aur apni moonchun se aapko chuye,
Apni baalon wali tangen aap pe rakhe,
To samajh jana k ye
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Cockroach hai :-)
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1 job offer hay,
Sallary Rs.35,000

karni hay to reply karna.

Zeyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hay,

Bus

Samandar main wiper lagana hai :-)

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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

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Par Driver Aur Conductor
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Aagay Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche
Kyon
Nahin Hote?
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Tinku-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi
Pehan ke
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A GIRL to PROFESSOR: Sir mai pass honay k liye kuch b krun gi

PROF:kuch b?

GIRL:han

PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
MORAL: Har koi kamina nhi hota..

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Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi sala ajeeb hai
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Tumhari gandi soch ko salaam!!!!!!!!!
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Santa: Jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi Utarunga

Friend: Aaj bade mood me lag rahe ho

Santa: subah galti se pehan le thi
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star nomination 4 blue films r : 1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti, 2 : hasina k dudu me pasina, 3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me, 4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwal
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Subha-Subha ek paigam dena hai,
aap ko subha ka salaam dena hai,
gujre sara din aapka khushiyo me,
aap ki subha ko khubsurat sa naam dena hai...
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Tera DEEDAR Karne Wale Bahut H..
Tera INTEZAR Karne Wale Bahut Hai
Kabi GAUR Se Hamari Taraf B Dekhna..
Humse B PYAR Karne Wale Bahut Hai



You can miss someone that died..

You can miss someone that moved away..

But the worst way to miss someone is missing someone

U See Everyday



Ye Mausam bi kitna pyara hai,
Karti ye Hawayein kuch ishara hai,
Zara samjho inke jazbato ko,
Ye kah rahi hai apko kisi ne Dil se Pukara hai…



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Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto… Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night



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"LAST"bole to last.

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its about “kahan hai nalayak” :-)
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its about “sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos” :-)
Its not about “i care 4u”
its about “kamino tumhe chor k kaha jaunga” :-)
Its not about “Good night” its about “Abby o ullu mra ni tu ab tk” :-)
  
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