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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
Character: 274 Smscount: 2

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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Santa or Banta Saath Me Kahi Jaa Rahe The

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Teri sula ke lu,
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Oooooo....
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Girl-I cnt answr dis question.I feel embarsd..
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Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or
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Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe ComputerMe
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Chaand Pe Jane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
Suraj Pe Jaane Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu,
Par Ae Aavaam Ae Jahaan,
Sabse Pahle Tumhe Khush Dekhne Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hu.



Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth.








. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT !!!



I may nt b a clock that may sms u 24 hrs a day, but my heart wil b like a clock that wil nt stop caring & praying 4 som1 as special as U. Gud nyt.


Biwi ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife: mujhe 500
rs do me 50 saree
khridungi
Pati-Surdas ki Ma
ye LAUNDRY ki dukan h



Pal pal kisi k khyal se rulati hai yade,
Zindgi ko or bhi tnha kr jati h yade,
Mana k ankho se barsta h intzar kisi ka,
Hontho pr fir bhi MUSKAN de Jati h Yade.



What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can-t go on. Can-t you see, that you are the only one for me..


Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga.
Banta ne santa ko bahut mara
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