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ANDHA SASUR-: BAHU o BAHU ye lo
Laddu.
BAHU Naha rahi thi,
socha
SASUR to
andha hai,
Bina kapde k bahar aakar boli :-
ye kis khushi me?
Sasur :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO
GAYI. :D :P
hahahaha
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
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Girl:- main hu ladki jheel ki?
chut meri steel ki??
chod sake na hathi ghode??
tu kya chodega maa ke lode... ?

Boy: Naam he mera pappan pillo? lund ka wait he 56 killo. jameen par maru to kuwa khud jaye.Tu to kya teri maa bhi chud jaye......?
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Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
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Admi: “ Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai? ”
Aurat: “ Mere 10 Bache Hai ”
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Admi: “ Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai ”
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Aurat: “ Haraam khor, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai “
            
 
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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
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Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
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Hold her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

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Nice Drink

?COCA COLA?
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Jaise Bache Ki Sehat K Liye Zruri Hai
Bache Ki
"MA KA DOODH"

Waise hi
Bache K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zruri Hai Bache Ki
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Most boys dont like touch screen mobile...
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you know why?
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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!

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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

I thought It was MONEY?
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Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar Dil Kah Diya




Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai, dard mein raahat tumhi se milti hai, tum mat ruthna mujhse kabhi, kyonki jeene ki chaahat tumhi se milti hai.


Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back…!!



Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna saara kaam chod ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF" Mil Gaya!


N-nav

A-arti

V-vandna

R-roshni

A-aradhna

T-tej

R-rakhne wali

A-AMBEY MAA AAPKI MNOKAMNA PURI KARE...

, HAPPY NAVRATRI ,

¤ JAI MATA DI ¤


Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!



Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… u hav made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank u 4 all the love & smiles u hav brought 2 my life. Happy Holi


Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare, Hansi Mazaq Kare, Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!

Boy:
Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye




Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane


Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."



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